Fierce Wretched

When a situation is more than just fucked, more than plain old dreadful, and you can't talk your way out of it, it's fierce wretched. Hella bad.

"My mum cam home early today and caught me and my brother fucking our boyfriends."

"Seriously?? That's fierce wretched"

by MagickDio May 14, 2010

Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.

Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.

by whocaresaboutNY January 1, 2011

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin February 23, 2011

wretch stretching

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.

i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !

by Adam the definer ! June 26, 2015

bumba wretch

A unhappy sad person whos always in a state over some shit that no one really gives a shit about anyway. The type of person when you see them you jus wish they'd fall into the road an get licked by a bus or sumthin.

"My new poodle jackect hasnt arived yet its 2 mins late for delivery nothing goes right for me i sware everyone hates me"

"hush ur trap fokin bumba wretch eejut, cha, man a dying inna war an ting all u can tink bout is rassclatt poodle jacket, fix up!"

by 52nd apostle of ilfland August 9, 2006

wretched bitch

A nasty ass gurl who is dirty and her poom poom smells like a rusty can of sardines

Eww whats dat smell, it must be a wretched bitch okay boo. We be bitchen

by Divaokayboo September 21, 2013

Wretched Cunt

A power hungry bitch in a position of leadership that has issues with men., and treats them like she’s a cunty wife. Typically a tall, slender, ugly whore.

Hey, the wretched cunt wrote me up for calling out on Saturday. I’ll just file a grievance. I’m not worried about her!

by Jazzy MacJizz October 4, 2023