Top definition
A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!

That wozzle just hit my car!

This wozzle stuffed up my order!
by dr jekyll December 28, 2009
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
2
The act of getting close with your lady friend, Not the actual act of sex, but the stages leading to it.....
It's cold tonight, so why dont you come on over and wozzle on next to me...
by Shadizzy January 13, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
A creature of ambiguous sexual preference who has a speech impediment.
A Wozzle exposed himself on stage while screaming something unintelligible and we knew the evening was off to a good start.
by Skid May 02, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
4
A mythical creature rather like a drop bear but benign and very friendly and protective of you when lost in Australian woodlands and forests.
When going bushwalking ensure you carry plenty of raisins and currants to attract a wozzle when lost to look after you.
by Seriously Lost October 08, 2007
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
5
Wozzle is a term I spontaneously called a black lab mix puppy I once found. (Soon she'll be 13 years old.) I don't know why I came up with it or where it came from, it just seemed right for the squirmy little critter.
by Xodar March 17, 2008
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
A wozzle is a special person or animal ( friend or loved one) - and to be special they have to earn the right to be a wozzle - this is not something which can be bestowed upon someone lightly!
A doting loving wife or daughter, who is truly special can be a wozzle. A loyal pet can also be a wozzle.
by Heffi November 13, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
7
A bad crackhead that mainly resides in raymond terrace who is feening hard
Oi ya wozzle have u even slept this week
by wozzled pork chop October 21, 2015
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug