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Shorty Worty 

A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.
She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty
Shorty Worty by Simp simp March 16, 2019
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worththicc 

An experience, particularly eating food, or food itself that is not necessarily part of a healthy lifestyle, but is so enjoyable it is worth finishing even though it means one will remain thicc.
Mmm, yes. These mochi donuts are worththicc indeed.

It's the weekend. We have to eat somewhere that'll be worththicc.
worththicc by K_and_T September 15, 2020

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

worthy of my grace 

Love, in a gay sense. To say someone is worthy of your grace means you love them, or you have the hots for them.
Kaworu Nagisa: It means you're worthy of my grace.
Shinji Ikari: That's the first time anybody's ever said they liked me. Ever.

flog-worthy 

Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."
Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."
flog-worthy by Nudels August 16, 2012

mute-worthy 

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.
"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"
mute-worthy by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006