Top Definition
A piece of feces holding no tangible value.

"Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, it is a worthless turd."
"Hey Aiden, Are you going to take that poop out of the toilet?"
"No, Guadalupe, it is a worthless turd."
by Mr. Emery April 23, 2015

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