Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj April 12, 2016
Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.
Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011