(Similar to a Mustache Ride)
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
by wooljacketrevamper March 26, 2020
by kill yourself please October 3, 2005
They think they can pull the wool over his eyes but they can't fool anyone. (example of pull the wool over someones eyes)
by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2009
by ISoRandom September 19, 2015
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.
by Nick D July 23, 2006
by GayManSal November 3, 2021