5 definitions by Erutious

Top Definition
Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
by Erutious August 16, 2010
(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.
Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.
by Erutious August 15, 2010
The act of accepting money from a primarily Homosexual organization. This may or may not change how others see you or make you feel the need to take exactly 12 showers (Exactly)
Jon: Man, DJ Willson was a mad spinner of beats.

Mark: No doubt dog, what ever happened to him?

Jon: Oh you know, he took that Rainbow Money and got caught up in that raid.

Mark: Gay
by Erutious August 19, 2010
The act of accepting money from a primarily Homosexual organization. This may or may not change how others see you or make you feel the need to take exactly 12 showers (Exactly)
Jon: Man, DJ Willson was a mad spinner of beats.

Mark: No doubt dog, what ever happened to him?

Jon: Oh you know, he took that Rainbow Money and got caught up in that raid.

Mark: Gay
by Erutious August 19, 2010

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