A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017
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An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
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A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.
Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.
by Christbird May 16, 2020
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A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
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(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 24, 2018
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