weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.
"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."
by Starla July 9, 2002
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Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
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Another term for sexy, hot, or baller. A compliment specifically toward asians, preferably Koreans, Filipino or Japanese.

wonki - pronounced wonki (wonkee)

origin - Albany District
Damn that new asian kid is wonki.
by James112 January 19, 2011
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Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.
The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.
by palousa April 17, 2003
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Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.
" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".
by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016
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