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a utility noun used to describe many situations
he is a wonk

she has got a wonk on

shut up stop being a wonk.
by seth the jew March 23, 2009
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Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.
She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!
by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016
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wonk is another word for wank
"I wonked my self silly lastnight
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a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england
This wonk kept stealing my pud pud
by Crazyindy April 02, 2007
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In a |337 term, to stay up all night or have very little sleep and feel the affects of it the next day.
"Oh man, i am shit wonked."
by Storka October 31, 2003
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a wonk is a load of choclate. wonk is short for wonka. wonka which is short for willy wonka. willy wonka is the owner of the choclate factory in 'Charlie and the Choclate Factory'.
person 1: "that's a big bag of choclate"
person 2: "yah! i know, it's a wonk"
by bin August 26, 2004
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A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.
Scrooge, Wonk
by Rogue7 February 02, 2010
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