Marty, A gothic-ish boy who prefes the name wonk over charles and
'Hey charles! Looking preppy today'

'Call me WONK! and dude, I'm not preppy! I like evenessance!'
by Emmie December 13, 2003

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somebody that has a wonky, or a screw on leg
alright wonks! your wonkalicious
by laura maldon December 12, 2007

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a derogatory term for a black person, usually used in england
This wonk kept stealing my pud pud
by Crazyindy April 02, 2007

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A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.
Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.
by Aaron, "the shark" April 07, 2005

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A secret swear word for pro-spammers on forums that have censorship.
Is backwards for the word 'know'.
Can be used to replace any other swear word which would otherwise be starred out by the moderators on a forum.
A: "Anti-spammers are wonks."
B: "Yeah... they're wonking wonks!"
by Vienna November 20, 2004

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The Anglo descendent of Wonka, whose origin is in Perugia, Italy. Although the evolution of the name as it travelled north through Europe dropped the "a," The origin family left the romantic spelling of its name intact over the centuries.

Ironically, one of the Wonkas, a dreamer by the name of William, actaully dropped the "A" and had a crazy trip. He subsequently went on to start Wonka, Inc., a psychedelic chocolate factory where 'you can even eat the dishes' , managed entirely by Oompa Loompas. The factory is now owned and operated by Charlie Bucket.
Eastern European variations of the name include Wünch Norwegian, Wönchen German and Whcnzh Czech.
"Mr. Wonk, do you ever get jealous about all the money your cousin Willy Wonka is making from his choclate factory?"

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to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow
omgg they wonked!

I wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 11, 2007

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