Winter Wonderland

If your partner doesn't clean up your spunk after jerking you off. You let the cum dry until it becomes crusty/flaky. Once it is dry, you flake it off onto your unsuspecting victim and yell "Winter Wonderland!"

That bitch didn't clean up so I gave her a Winter Wonderland!

by oudoosh May 21, 2009

Alice in wonderland

1: A movie that is too trippy for a stoned person to watch
2: Leaves the watcher confused, lost and amazed

Alice in wonderland is horses that talk

by joefy67 March 13, 2010

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 16, 2019

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

alice in wonderland

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland: A chick sees a bunny and follows it and ends up in this place that looks like it was made by a fucking crack addict. She goes around and meets people and then this queen chick meets her and she's like: "BITCH IMMA KILL YOU" and then the queen tries to kill alice but alicie dosen't die and then she finds out it was all a fucking dream and then like 10 years later she's a fucking teenager and she sees the bunny again and follows it and ends up in the same crack addict world and she's like "Oh shit i'm hallucinating" but she's not and then she finds out that her childhood dream was not a dream at fucking all and she's like the chosen one and she has to defeat the fat ass queen and kill her whore I mean dragon then she's like "I ant gun do that shit" and everyone's like "Alice you must or we will all die!" and then she agrees to it and she fights the damn dragon and chops his head off and then she leaves wonderland and goes to china and that's how both Alice in Wonderland movies go thank you the end

Guy: "Dude, you ever seen Alice in Wonderland?!"
Dude: "Yeah, that shit made me think of the days I did Crack!"

by VodkahBunneh June 10, 2012

Weiner Wonderland

A place a dude takes a chick to show how how wonderful his weiner is.

"I'm about to take this bitch to weiner wonderland tonight, maybe even end up at bonnerville"

by V Rizzle August 19, 2013