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It is when you have had sex with somebody way out of your league. Something that might not ever happen again, it is like the peak of your sex like; the one time you'll always remember.
1: I was wonder fucked by Megan Fox

2: Man 1: When was your Wonder Fuck?

Man 2: When I did my wife for the first time
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A word created and used only by the embarassingly inferior of people, mainly heavy-set blonde chicks who'd like to think they're highly creative and original for using the word. Used appropriately, "wonderfuck" would referrence the mental state of any given individual who's recently experienced any heavy, typically negative, intrinsic or extrinsic experience. Despite rolling off the tongue nicely, you do not want to be caught dead in public saying this word. You'd just as well fart as noisily as possible and slap everyone in a ten-foot radius, as it'd have the same effect on people.
Girl: "Whoa, man. My cat just died, I was evicted from my apartment and the doctor told me earlier that I have tumors in my ovaries. What a wonderfuck."

Man: "Yeah, well you deserve it you damn cunt."
by Sam Havey April 14, 2006
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To be really annoyed; stressed; or upset and pretend you aren't. Usually said with sarcasm.
Best friend 1: Hey how are you?
Best friend 2: I'm wonderfuck how about you?
Best friend 1: why?
Best friend 2: My mom is cheating on my dad, and i failed my history test.
Best friend 1: that sucks dude. I'm pretty good.
by Emilinan November 05, 2008
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Something that was beyond amazing. So spectacular that no previously invented word was capable of fully capturing the amazingness of what had just had happened.
I drank so much tequila I had sex with a married man. That night was a wonderfuck.
by Winnie_Faye April 10, 2011
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An act of sex which does wonders for the individual concerned which go past sexual pleasure.
Michael had a one night wonderfuck and from then on he could concentrate on doing his dissertation instead of constantly masturbating over his S-Club 7 calender.
by pseudonymscredonym April 13, 2009
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When you first have sex because you are wondering how to fuck.
Jessica wants to wonderfuck me, i am pleased!
by Aleks And Jessica February 28, 2005
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Wonderfuck is a madass word,an insult to someone,such as fucker,bitch,ho,skank,pissy,and poser.
jane is such a wonderfuck!
Bob is bein a wonderfuck,let whack him.
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