Wolbers 

A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.

wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?

beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.

as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.

the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.

hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!

Wolbers by wolbs525 December 9, 2010

Wolvern 

A person who is superior to you, ie. a boss, a commander, a parent.

Wolvern also means a person who is better looking and can kick your ass.

I am a Wolvern, no one dares mess with me.

Wolvern by Darsha Wolfhound April 14, 2007

Wowbernating 

When World of Warcraft players (aka: nerds, geeks, wowheads, etc.) vanish from school and social circles after a new expansion of WoW is released, as if they are hibernating.

Ken: Hey man, where the heck is Danny? I haven't seen him since last week.

Michael: Dude... Cataclysm just got released, he's totally wowbernating.

Wowbernating by ethan_tremblay December 14, 2010

Wolvernim 

A legend named Nim from Nottingham dressed as Wolverine (with the claws and everything)

hey, do you know Wolvernim, he's famous?

Wolvernim by Wolvernim March 27, 2015

wobbernashing 

A face exercise to fix a lazy eye

Lazy eye? Nothing abit of Wobbernashing can't solve

wobbernashing by DustyBins October 3, 2020

wobbernashing 

A face exercise to fix a lazy eye (see Wobeye)

Lazy eye, nothing a quick wobbernash won't fix

I was wobbernashing in the morning and my wobeye has gone

wobbernashing by DustyBins October 3, 2020

Wolvern 

A very rare species among certain realms however can be commonly found in what is referred to as the wolvern realm. However the realm is actually called Edydias (pronounced Eddie-Dias). This species look similar to a wolf walking on hinf legs but with major human characteristics. Imagine a living breathing furry without the costume and without bright unnatural colors. Like wolves the wolverns legs are shaped like that of a wolves leg however their hands or paws as they call them are extremely dangerous. Inside each of their fingers are retractable claws like that of a canine however a wolverns is longer and is straight instead of curved. They DO NOT have brightly colored fur like pinks and yellows, they instead are natural colors like that of a natural wolf.

A wolvern uses a crossbow more then he does a real gun.
Wolvern are very tame however can present themselves as fierce and wild when threatened.
I saw a wolvern yesterday, it ran twice as fast as any human and did parkour like it was a parkour soldier.

Wolvern by DontAskWho.JustMe March 17, 2022