You take your wireless USB Wifi Antenna, cut a hole in the center of your old Wok lid and super glue it in, than lace the Wok with Tinfoil, shiny side out. And aim it at your neighbor's house and leech his Wifi.
--What are you going to do?
-Was thinking of going to my buddies and using his Wok-Fi
--Awesome, I gotta get me one of those.