Witwig 

One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.

Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*

Witwig by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014

WITWIAL 

WITWIAL is an acronym for 'Where In The World Is Adam Lambert'. commonly used on twitter within the Glambert fandom when Adam Lambert hasn't been on twitter in a while.

Ellie: WITWIAL?
Savanna: i heard he went to hawaii for the weekend

WITWIAL by ProudGlambertSav June 18, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

Jordan Witzigreuter by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Sam Witwicky

The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.

Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?

Man#1: You know it!

Sam Witwicky by Dr. Ding Dong June 5, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

Jordan Witzigreuter by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

Jordan Witzigreuter by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

Witzig Curse 

A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.

Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.

Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.

Witzig Curse by blink182nms13 June 3, 2009