Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!
by Folkteller4life October 11, 2012
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This chick is hella sexy and awesome. Everyone loves her and those that dont are jealous and want to BE her.
Jennifer Autumn Witt is awesome. Thats all there is to it.
by Jennifer Lover July 11, 2011
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A Nitt Wit Ridge is a man named Bradley. Bradley tries to hide the fact that he is a HUUUUUGEEEEE dork but his wife is able to see right through him
"In your face, Nitt Witt Ridge!"
by sailingtothemoon January 10, 2012
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an ugly anorexic annoying bitch who has a nasal voice, is 6’0, and is anorexic. she thinks she is the queen of the fucking world when she is only a fugly slut that can’t do anything.
there’s that bitch ass slut coming to our house again, her name is audrey witt.
by arianagrandefan1924 May 9, 2018
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jim sais "pauls lets fail our tests", paul sais "this guys rampin witt life"
by NiggaNig October 27, 2003
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a person that is ugly, balding, and is really pale.
I would never want to be a marlene katherine witt.
by sumbul nazar May 23, 2008
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If you are a member of this huge Witt-Family then you are incredibly lucky. A Witt is very smart, beautiful, unique and LOVING. Witts always love and care for each other and they love food.
If you see a smart, hippie like person who`s leader is grandma, you will know its a witt.
by kristen harmann January 2, 2017
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