It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.
Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.
Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.
Pilar and David: Shotgun!
Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.
Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.
Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.
Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.
by rawrkadi September 12, 2010
by sux0r December 17, 2003
One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.
by duplo June 12, 2004
by Kruug February 26, 2009
Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
by Bosshawk September 1, 2009
1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.
by iz. March 15, 2006