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61. Joe the Plumber
Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?
1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.
60. Patriots
Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.
True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.

The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.
59. brass knuckles
A weapon in first, third and second-type shooter games that blows entire scrotum-fulls of nutsacks.
Brass knuckles blow nutsacks. I don't even know why they put them in GTA. I want the chronoscepter, nigga.
58. marshie
Seriously fucked up marshmallow that's going to have sent me to psychotherapy for years.
1930s Homestar referring to Marshie: "That monster gone give me nightmares."
57. JewF
Derogatory abbreviation for "Jew Fucker." (Usually associated with positive stereotyping.)
Kim was too much of a horsefaced idjit to be a true JewF and have sex with Moses; so she dated a jiggalo redneck with a dick cheese factory, instead.
56. rock star
What you say when something is cool or awesome.
It is going to be straight up rock star when Bush isn't president.
55. muggle
Bastardization of moogle.
1) Final Fantasy had muggles way before J.K. Rowling was a fetus.

2) Mog is a muggle. Or moogle.

3) The Muggle's traditional mating call is, simply, "Kupo!"
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