I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 18, 2009

i wish you well

This is what privileged people say when they want you to forget you knew them.

I am sorry I have not responded. I have been very busy. I wish you well.

by EchoJuliet February 13, 2022

I wish everyday is Friday.

A remark made by students after school on any given Friday, expressing their relief and joy as weekend is coming - despite that weekends would never have come if, well, everyday is Friday.

The students would argue that they were referring to the Friday mood, that they meant that they wish such mood can be around throughout the school week.

Student A: "It's finally Friday."
Student B: "Yep, weekend is here."
Student C: "Yeah.. I wish everyday is Friday."
Student A & B: "hmm.."

by Jan Chau November 14, 2011

I wish her well

Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.

“I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.

by chicharse November 16, 2020

i wish a motherfucker would

I wish you would motherfucka

Happy Monday also known as national Monday aka I wish a motherfucker would would try me bitch

by They man November 3, 2022

I wish a nigga would

Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.

Kid 1: Ms.Bitchy-bitch is gonna give us an F.
Kid 2: Man, i wish a nigga would..

by Randal M. April 9, 2007

I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...

Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"

by Eric Sheps September 17, 2020