Wirtzy 

Wirtz-y {werts-ee} noun, adjective, -ier, -iest

-noun

1. The dark, mischievious and festive alter ego of Aaron Wirtz.
2. One who needs medication.

-adjective

1. Utter lack of self control.
3. Heated, misguided temper and obstreperous vocal abilities
2. Despicable.

—Synonyms 1. ADHD, 2. Asshole, 3. SWM seeks SWM for BDSM
-Acronyms 1. Composed, 2. Calm, 3. Tactful

"That Wirtzy is one hilarious mother fucker" - Div. Chief Tully

"Jutin went all fuckin' Wirtzy on that bouncer last night"

"You're acting Wirtzy son ... lets take you to Dr. Nick and get some Ritalin."

Wirtzy by Ryan (Q) / Russ November 10, 2008

Witzy 

good at fortnite

Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy

Witzy by Synrix June 1, 2020

DJ Wittzy 

A hardcore raver, famous for his Raves in which bare people turned up.

"I'm a raver and I love dance music, but i don't know any great DJs. Do you?"
"Yes, try DJ Wittzy!"

DJ Wittzy by hardcore_raver_who_hates_emo February 4, 2006

Wirtz 

Head strong, genial in nature. Easy to be friendly with but hard to be friends. Usually good in business but no so in personal matters. Two types of Wirtz's, the first is great to be around - funny, articulate and caring. The second is a dangerous character that would sooner take your money than talk to you.

That's such a Wirtz thing to do!
He's a good Wirtz, the others ar just plain nasty!

Wirtz by Lonewolf61 January 7, 2012

witzy 

A combination of witty and ditzy used to describe someone who is either smart enough to know how to act dumb or someone so dumb they're actually kind of smart.

Elle Woods is totally witzy.

witzy by righton12345 September 22, 2004

Aaron Wirtz 

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

Aaron Wirtz by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008

Witzy 

Someone with a split personality. A Schizophrenic.

Can be as a result of alcohol, drugs or just being Ditzy which is where the rhyming slang comes from.

Look at the state of that guy, he doesnt know if its Good Friday or Christmas Day. He is a Witzy.

Witzy by JobbyKeano March 13, 2010