EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs

Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing

by random customer October 14, 2011

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! April 24, 2006

wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.

"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."

by Wendell G February 09, 2013

Wireless Blunt

when the roach falls out so you chong the paper

Fuck bro my roach fell out now I have a Wireless Blunt

by Matchiavello March 20, 2022

Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.

by thecarofmiki June 24, 2010

wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.

Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

wifi
wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen

by soIcanenteranythinghere? November 27, 2015

Wireless hole punch

Basically code word for a gun.

Don't make me use the wireless hole punch!

by Kdot cdot December 27, 2021