Wintelple 

A Wintelple is a personal computer made by Apple Computers, using CPU made by Intel Corp, and running Microsoft's Windows operating system.

Tammy likes her Wintelple computer, because it looks nice like a Mac, but it runs Windows, which she's already used to.

Wintelple by Steven Lin September 7, 2005

winterpepper 

A backwards somersault.
("somer"--> winter)
("sault"--> pepper)

While all the other kids did a perfect somersault, Jerry fucked up and did a winterpepper instead.

winterpepper by Giorno January 7, 2019

WinterPegged 

Derogatory term for the city of Winnipeg, MB, Canada.

Where are you headed in February?

WinterPegged...

JEEESUS! What did you do to get punished like that?

WinterPegged by Eddy August 12, 2007

winterpeg 

Slang for the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba (Canada). A combination of the city name "Winnipeg" and the season of "winter" this is a very appropriate word because the city of Winnipeg is very fucking cold for approx. 6 months of the year. many Winnipeg refugees who have fled the city use the slang name instead of the original to remind themselves of how shitty they weather can be.

joe- hey man where are you from?
milenkovitch- Winterpeg, thats in Canada
joe- don't you mean Winnipeg??
milenkovitch-please don't say that city name again, i'm starting to get the shivers from thinking about the cold fucking weather and the massive utility bills
joe. ok ,whatever, pass me another coconut from that tree over there

winterpeg by milenkovitch May 4, 2009

Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.

Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.

Wintellectual by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010

Wintelligence 

(noun) The intellect needed to outsmart others in arguments, bashes, verbal fights, etc.

Jim was known for his wintelligence: insulting people without them even knowing.

Wintelligence by woahitswilliam August 6, 2012

Wintersleep 

a fucking amazing band form nova scotia.

wintersleep is a fucking amazing band from nova scotia.

Wintersleep by yayayayayayayayayayay/yay September 20, 2009