An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.
Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.
krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."
by krissy jem1 May 4, 2010
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the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes
Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017
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Prior to 2004, the NASCAR Winston Cup Series' all-star exhibition race held at Lowe's Motor Speedway in Charlotte, NC. Previous race winners (up to the previous running), as well as the winners of an "open" race (The Winston Open) and a "sprint" race (The No Bull Sprint/No Bull 25's) would race for a handsome purse (the winner received $1 million in 2003).

Starting in 2004, the race will be known as the NASCAR Nextel All-Star Challenge.
The Winston was the ultimate fans' race.
by D2RCR February 1, 2004
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The name given to a small and cute penis!
"What a cute little Winston you have!"
by usmc97 December 18, 2012
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noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.
"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"
by StevieJanowsky February 13, 2018
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The prototype of people reposting the daily fake news on social networking, which they have no first hand knowledge of whatsoever, from George Orwell's book called 1984.
That LinkedIn guy is winstoning again reposting and interpreting unvalidated fake news.
by LARSX July 22, 2018
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