the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017
The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.
Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!
by griggy May 21, 2011
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"
Person2: Why would you do that bro
Person1: idk bro
Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford
FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss
Person2: Why would you do that bro
Person1: idk bro
Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford
FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss
by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019
A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people
by You are have mom gay January 3, 2018
Amber Heard's Innocence confirmed by (Winston Churchill) British ex-prime minister's wife Cherie Blair, Jennifer Robinson (lawyer of Julian Assange), Justice Nicol on Nov 2, 2020 (same day of American elections), UK Safety Tech, UK LGBT Equality, UK Stop Hate, and by Queen Elizabeth of the Crown's coercive control laws made to help women.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.
Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.
Historically, Sir Winston Churchill enrages lobbyist and comrade Adam Waldman, but Churchill/Blair is on Amber's team.
Amber Heard remarkably uses a British Accent as Mera in Warner Bros Justice League movie.
Over 35,000 new accounts in 2019-2021 use Social Influence Operations against Amber Heard and Adam Waldman is permanently suspended on Twitter. Comrade Waldman, the one who was a Registered Foreign Agent (this should be a movie) for Russian Oligarch Deripaska accused of Election Interference.
Propaganda may show Winston Churchill using a peace symbol and a cigar at Amber Heard while Adam Waldman CCs Elon Musk before his Twitter was suspended, but the REAL Winston Churchill (i'm not a bot!) is Smiling with Peace symbol as the Sir Tech of London. Social Bots be gone!
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo
Steele's Dossier is no match for VP Kamala Harris.
This is Amber Heard's Winston Churchill Politics for the history books. Amber Heard is historically good! xoxo
by Agent Genius May 18, 2021