by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004
Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."
Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."
Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
by FunBags September 3, 2005
a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn
by hairybattycrease May 25, 2018
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003
Winnet gang is a group of lit niggas fam. Known for their infamous YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they can hit a hard WOAH
And they can hit a hard WOAH
by Number1yeeter August 17, 2019