Windy J 

1. The casual cafeteria on every Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship

2. Giving a guy a blumpkin while on a cruise ship

3. A violent dump; the result of definition 1.

1. The family went to eat at the Windy J for a casual, fattening meal while on their Royal Caribbean Cruise.

2. The young girl gave her boyfriend a blumpkin while on the rocky seas on their cruise, her head hitting the sink repeatedly.

3. After eating lunch at the Windy J with her family, the girl decided to use the public restroom in order to drop a Windy J (3), resulting in her eyes rolling back in her head and a bad case of the shakes.

Windy J by Gh3tt0 GiiRL July 6, 2010

Windy Jackson Pollock

A windy Jackson Pollock is when you take laxatives before having sex and have rough anal, after climax you then fart on your partners face

I’m gonna need a good shower after my girl gives me a windy Jackson Pollock

Windy Jackson Pollock by OnionDefinitions October 23, 2020

Windy Jackhammer 

The act of receiving a blow job while your partner is laying upside down on a couch (with feet in the air) . . . with the receiver leaning over the giver ....in this position the giver is staring at the gouch (hairy region of the body between your asshole and ball sack) of the receiver . . thus the jackhammer (your monster cock) comes in when the giver is pounding the back of the receivers throat....while pounding away the giver farts on the face of the receiver.

i was wearing high heels while receiving a windy jackhammer and thats when he accidentally shit on my face instead of just farting.

Windy Jackhammer by Cokedog32 December 6, 2010

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

old joe windy pants by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

Wind Job 

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

Wind Job by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

Wind Jacking 

The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.

Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!

Wind Jacking by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010

wind jammer 

A bloke who pops his cock up your arse so you can,t fart

don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer

wind jammer by taquin bleent June 22, 2005