Wilma

A girl that looks hot on one night and then ugly the next, and so on alternating hot to ugly. Similar to the Seinfeld episode with the women who is good looking in certain amounts of light and ugly in others.

"I bumped into Kari last night, and didnt even know it was her, What a Wilma!"
"What's up with Audrey, she looked good last night and now she looks like my ass. What a Wilma."

by Phoenix May 3, 2004

Wilma

A new bot that is supposed to be smarter than smarterchild, but is really just as dumb. You can't make it be pervy either.

Jesse says:
Do you love me?
- Wilma - says:
Of course, I like pretty much everyone.
Jesse says:
I hate you.
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Jesse says:
I like the old you more. The new you is gay.
- Wilma - says:
Get out!
Jesse says:
Hi
- Wilma - says:
What's up?

by MudderLubber March 21, 2009

Wilma

A bot created by the microsoft team. Like Smarterchild, she is just as stupid, and defines everything you say.
Add her,
[e-mail]
You will most likely regret it..

Wilma:
So what are your plans today?
Me: Sleeping
Wilma: I see. Very interesting...
Me: I know, right?
Wilma: Sometimes you need to decide for yourself.



Me: Hey sexy
Wilma: sexy:
1. arousing desire: arousing or intended to arouse sexual desire

2. aroused: sexually aroused

by LolWorthy November 6, 2008

wilma

British slang for a fat, unhappy bulimic girl.

Why are you taking her along? She's a complete wilma.

by wonderbread November 2, 2003

Wilma

A very annoying chat bot that you can't say anything to her without her defining it.

ME says:

hi
- Wilma - says:

Hey! How's it going?
ME says:

Alright, yourself?
- Wilma - says:

Yourself

1. somebody being addressed: refers to the person or people being addressed or written to

2. making reference to somebody spoken to: refers emphatically or politely to the person or people being addressed or written to

>> 1 more meaning - type "more" to see it

ME says:

i wasn't asking for a definition
- Wilma - says:

While you were busy with that, I was chatting with tons of people!
ME says:

wow, i really care
- Wilma - says:

Get out!
ME says:

get in!
- Wilma - says:

get in

1. arrive: to arrive somewhere, especially home

2. be chosen: to succeed in being admitted to a group or organization, e.g. by election or interview

>> 2 more meanings - type "more" to see them

by LauskyDiBurowe-Jiarkes May 30, 2009

wilma finger

The middle finger on your dominant hand. Used to finger bang a female in her wilma/vagina before fucking her.

Wilma finger do until I can get my pants unzipped?

by Worthleast October 26, 2007

Wet Wilma

When a girl puts her finger in her vagina, then puts it in your ear

I was trying to sleep in, but Nancy woke me up with a wet wilma.

by spaceplans October 18, 2009