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Willowing 

To hump/fuck the shit out of something in a furious manner.
Originally sighted whilst observing the family K9 "Williow" the shit out of it's friend humpy bear, however living creatures can also be "Willowed".
bro, call your f***** dog, it's willowing my leg.
Willowing by Ron Scott March 18, 2009

willowing 

To sit absent minded by a computer with a headset on anxiously awaiting perturbed individuals moronic questions to come forth.
I was willowing the other day
willowing by Prots August 14, 2006

lord willing

Typically spoken by Christians, this means that it will happen if it is in God's plan. If God wants it to happen, it will happen. It ultimately shows that the person saying it trusts God to have control.
Lord willing, we are going to Alaska next month.

grid willing 

grid willing- idiom questioning the stability of the Texas energy grid
Grid willing, we'll still have power when it freezes

This cold front coming to Texas isn't as bad as last time. We'll be OK, grid willing

If Ted Cruz goes to Cancun again, grid willing the movie on his flight will be Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zootopia, or Brokeback Mountain
grid willing by PajamaSutra December 21, 2022

Young, Willing & Fresh 

An Albanian man (pseudo Greek) who stalks women over the age of 18 and try his ways with them.......................even the Priests are so pissed off with him that they turf him out of the churches.
Dimitris G: Pater Pater Pater..................Young, Willing & Fresh!!!
Priest: You sick Albanian Shit, why would you say such things...............please stop coming to church to annoy me.

god willing 

If god wills it.
If god wants it to happen.

Used to express hope for something

•also linked to inshallah
*person 1* what's your dream ?

*person 2* that one day, god willing, I'll visit china.
god willing by LaurenŞahin July 2, 2016