A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L
George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.
Will: GAH!
George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.
Will: GAH!
by George Hoefer April 22, 2005
A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."
Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
by The Button King September 30, 2020
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
by Uncle Des August 10, 2010
A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
by MonsieurLaw December 6, 2011
Another word for "technically."
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
by malignanttumour May 14, 2019
The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.
by ChaiKittyBurps July 13, 2021
People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
by This is crazy March 31, 2013