a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.
Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
by Lisa McCurdy January 19, 2007
The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010
When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
by Bob the Builder yes it can January 19, 2010
A Verb That is the act of getting so completely and utterly drunk as to make a scene that while ultimatly funny as hell your probably going to regret it later. It can Also be used in place of the word Fuck
Person 1 :Dude i got so Schwartz'd last night i dont remember what happened
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
Person 2: Wow you may have got Bro Raped
Person 1: Man shut the Schwartz up
by Drillbit90 February 11, 2011
A verb referring to soccer, it is the act of missing a ridiculously easy shot from five feet away or less in soccer.
Example 1: Zack had the ball right in front of the goal and he totally schwartzed it right over.
Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!
Example 2: *teammate misses goal* HE SCHWARTZED IT!!!!
by pimpdaddy93 August 6, 2010
by Yo-oprah November 19, 2015
by nastynaterack July 10, 2009