A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"
by BallsOutBoy March 19, 2011
To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
by ScallywagSailors December 3, 2016
by luvqclx April 26, 2022
Wilhelm is a name for German SS/Army officer during WW2. Famed for their ways of slaughtering Jews during the holocaust. If your name is Wilhelm it is likely it descended from your Nazi forefathers that escaped Germany during 1944-1945.
by THEGUYTHATDEFINESEVERYTHING November 11, 2020
The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
by geekoutbitches February 11, 2011
The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
1. A stock sound effect originally from the movie Distant Drums, released in 1951. Many speculate that the sound was voiced by actor Sheb Wooley, as he was credited as a voice actor for the film. Since then, many sound designers have used the wilhelm scream as a sort of inside joke.
It has been featured in films by Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, many Disney films, and quite a few more. More recently, the wilhelm scream has been used in television shows, music, video games, and internet videos.
2. A Wilhelm Scream is a melodic hardcore punk band from New Bedford, Massachusetts, started in 1996. Having been previously gone under the names Smackin' Isaiah and Koen, the band changed its name to A Wilhelm Scream, a reference to the above stock sound effect. Many critics have referenced Strike Anywhere, Propagandhi, and Hot Water Music as similar artists.
It has been featured in films by Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, many Disney films, and quite a few more. More recently, the wilhelm scream has been used in television shows, music, video games, and internet videos.
2. A Wilhelm Scream is a melodic hardcore punk band from New Bedford, Massachusetts, started in 1996. Having been previously gone under the names Smackin' Isaiah and Koen, the band changed its name to A Wilhelm Scream, a reference to the above stock sound effect. Many critics have referenced Strike Anywhere, Propagandhi, and Hot Water Music as similar artists.
1. Hey, did you hear the Wilhelm Scream in God of War? The sound designer must have had sense of humor.
2. Dude! I got my ticket to see A Wilhelm Scream and The Unseen on March 30th! I'm gonna mosh my socks off!
2. Dude! I got my ticket to see A Wilhelm Scream and The Unseen on March 30th! I'm gonna mosh my socks off!
by Highanxietymind December 28, 2007