Wiener

this word has three definitions. One is a hot dog, the other is a man's penis, and the last is my favorite. A wiener is a man who is just kind of an ass, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.

Person: That guy thinks he's all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all snobby. This guy's a wiener.

by JustAsk July 11, 2010

Wiener

official German name for someone who lives in Vienna (Wien).

You can tell he's a true Wiener by the size of his nose.

by i (heart) david hasselhoff September 09, 2008

Wiener

When a male is not mature enough to be called a "dick"

- Man, did you see that ass last night?

- Yeah, what a wiener!

by Tyler Green May 07, 2008

Wiener

A word that's funny no matter how old you are

Man: "wiener's cooking"

Everyone one else: "haha, he said wiener"

by Charlie Blanston June 01, 2013

Wiener

noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener

1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

by Autotron January 03, 2009

Wiener

Your elbow. When you straighten your arm its the little flabby bit that you can pull down

Person 1- Can you scratch my elbow???
Person 2- umm ok...*scratches elbow*
Person 1- DONT TOUCH MY WIENER!!!

by snooki the original-not really November 16, 2010

Wiener

Slang for winner. Because of the similarities when the the two words are pronounced, people will associate you being a winner with you being a wiener.

Jasmin beat me at mini golf. She is one heck of a wiener!

by Alehon219 June 09, 2016