Wi-Fried

The condition of being exhausted by the constant use of Wi-Fi (phones, tablet and laptop...etc.)

I'm so Wi-Fried from texting and emailing all day, I could sleep for days.

Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

by SustainableGuy September 4, 2018