Whoremonkey

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Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

Whoremonkey by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

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Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

Whoremones by Jayniew January 24, 2009

whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.

Joe is such a whoremonger.

whoremonger by Rony February 6, 2003

Whoremones

The kind of level of hormones that makes one seem like a thirsty slut for extended periods of time.

That dude can't stop talking about sex and shit; the whoremones must be raging.

Whoremones by Aerial Asshole September 27, 2017

whoremone

A whoremone is an endocrine signaling molecule released when a Chad's pheromones are detected by the olfactory sensory organs by men, women or others alike. This molecule signals the body that intercourse is about to go down.

Oh my god did you see Brett today? He's got my whoremones all outta whack.

whoremone by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

whoremones

Female who sleeps around a lot, and blames it on her hormones

What the fuck is up with her whoremones......she sleeps around a lot..and blames it on hormones

whoremones by Karla January 30, 2004

Whoremones

When your hormones make you a slutty bitch and over confident.

Girl: what is up with Lauren? She's acting like such a slut?
Other girl: oh it's her whoremones.

Whoremones by L0zz@ April 12, 2015

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026