Whoopee Cushioned

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

by xLordRevan August 5, 2011

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.

The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.

When someone is trying to fart in the face of another person, and they splatter diarrhea all over the inside of their pants.

"Would you rather have me Whoopee Cushion your sister, or . . . wha- wha- wait. No."

by A Friggen Moose April 10, 2010

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.

by Rs86 February 2, 2010

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005