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Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven
The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Woppyjawed 

Askew or not quite right.
After he fell of the bike his sunglasses were woppyjawed.
Woppyjawed by moboy June 12, 2009

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.
I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.
whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
whompy-jawed by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.
After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.
Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

wompajawed 

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.
wompajawed by Doug Swain December 28, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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