crooked offcenter notlevel uneven
The table legs are Whompyjawed.
by Kimberly Trammell May 03, 2005
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When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
by Blonde Bombshell_77 August 19, 2008
Uneven, crooked, off-centered.
She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.
by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013