whizz whisper

when someone taking whizz loses the ability to speak normally.

eg stuttering, slurring and broken speech, aka whizz whisper

by scarlettspeed September 22, 2014

whizzing jizzer

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

by MacroPhallus May 22, 2012

msn whizz

the person who can get msn working when it is unable to send and see some of the winks et.c

'wheres my winks' after a fiddle 'oh there back now im an msn whizz'

by yodathehappysnackman April 30, 2009

whizz whazz

when your going down on a girl and you bite the extra skin on the vagina when she is about to cum

hey jane do you want to have sex ill give you a whizz whazz

by pirlo0019 March 9, 2009

rich mans whizz

slang term for cocaine

do you want a line of rich mans whizz?

by del boy September 26, 2006

Night Vision Whizzing

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Chocolate Whizz Bang

Slang description for the anus and often used when discussing anal sex.

My boss is a little up-tight, I wonder if she likes to take it up the chocolate whizz bang?

by GrandSlam February 26, 2009