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wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine
"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".
wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011
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Whorometer 

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.
My shitometer is almost on E.
Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026