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Whitemed 

Someone who is a weasel like ponce.
Josh never paid for his ticket for the Lusset. He's such a whitemed.
Whitemed by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
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whitered 

A large man who is incapable of spelling a username.
whitered by real_fax_god March 5, 2019

whitened 

similar to bleached. it simply means a girl of colour (once again mainly asian girls) who only go for white men. the saying goes "once an asian goes white, you'll never have to fight". the saying means that when an asian boyfriend/fiance/husband has their asian spouse fucked by a bwc, they'll never have to argue again due to their marriage being perfect - perfect being a pathetic asian husband watching as the hung and hot white alpha with a bwc fucks and breeds the asian wife whenever he so chooses.

the saying also means that once an asian girl goes bleached/whitened, the asian couple will never fight again due to their marriage being held together by the superior white bull (commonly known as the king) - so it's usually called a white king than a white bull
did you here that haitao got his girlfriend whitened? she only get's fucked by big white cock while he watches and massages his dick through his chastity cage. apparently the white bulls dick was so big she actually bled a little - just goes to show how small asian dick is hey.
whitened by iLikebTags June 1, 2022

whitened sepulcher 

His insistence that he was a religious and godly man was merely hypocrisy; he was a whitened sepulcher empty, who seemed clean and holy while hiding his own sins and vices.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026