White Top 

A worthless old fart who works for an in-law and does absolutely nothing for the company and gets paid. This sort of individual is exceptionally good at web loafing.

Limpy B the white top, did quite well surfing the web today. It's a good thing we pay him $20/hour to keep our company running!

White Top by DJ Hurricane February 20, 2013

white top 

Used to describe old people, generally with grey hair. Used as a term to express frustration at any old person ahead of you in traffic, a store line, etc.

"I was stuck behind this White Top in Wal-mart counting pennies to buy her Metamucil."

white top by CanadianRob October 2, 2006

white top 

a toyota fj cruiser due to the fact that they all have white roofs

we saw a jacked up white top with a brush guard and snorkel

white top by pump silvas October 2, 2009

white top 

Only applies to areas where police cars have their tops painted white.

Police car.

Yo, slow the fuck down! That’s a white top up there.

white top by Kahjite September 25, 2023

White Top Flag

Toilet Paper that has been added on top of a mound of feces that is above water in a toilet.

There has been so much feces built up over the water in that porta john that the last person conquered it leaving a white top flag on it.

White Top Flag by WhiteTopFlag November 29, 2025

White Chocolate Topping 

The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.

"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."

"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."

White Chocolate Topping by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021