White Goggles
White Goggles by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
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Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
Egg White Goggles by The Erik October 13, 2006
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White Guy Goggles
The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.
However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.
This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.
FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
White Guy Goggles by whiteguygoggles September 2, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable