A syndrome that can occur on (white) van drivers due to their low education level, low salary, hurry and loneliness. It appears in anger, aggressiveness and nervousness, which often causes a van driver to speed, make dangerous maneuvers and rage against other road users, especially pedestrians and cyclists.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
A person having white van syndrome is called 'white van man'.
Jack: "Let me tell you what happened to me this morning. I was riding a bike when suddenly a speeding white van driver almost crashed into me. Then he came out of his van, kicked me over and shouted at me. I don't understand what the hell is wrong with these van drivers!"
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
Matt: "It's called 'white van syndrome', my friend! It's a common problem among van drivers."
by JustASkullMan July 23, 2018
White Man Syndrome (WMS) affects almost all white men.
A man with WMS is "always right," and will argue with you to the bitter end even if he doesn't have all the facts or is completely proven wrong. He will also find the need to criticize EVERYONE, whether they are close friends or strangers. In fact, a man with WMS loves criticizing complete strangers, and often embarrasses his friends by doing so, without a care.
Also, Most white men with WMS own hiking boots, even though they have absolutely no use for them whatsoever.
A man with WMS is "always right," and will argue with you to the bitter end even if he doesn't have all the facts or is completely proven wrong. He will also find the need to criticize EVERYONE, whether they are close friends or strangers. In fact, a man with WMS loves criticizing complete strangers, and often embarrasses his friends by doing so, without a care.
Also, Most white men with WMS own hiking boots, even though they have absolutely no use for them whatsoever.
"The sky is green, I don't know what you're talking about. Blue? Go make me a sandwhich." "Can't you calm your White Man Syndrome for two seconds?!?!"
by LeChickaN September 2, 2011
When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 6, 2022
White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry January 4, 2016
The state of being superior/and or far more proficient in anything you do. This includes education, speech, morality, thought process, architecture, etc. In very rare cases, a POC can show minor symptoms of WMS but usually they adapt to the surrounding culture of their friends/ relatives and the symptoms subside.
"Did you notice how much cleaner and safer that neighborhood was? They must all have White Man Syndrome."
"Shaniqua actually began doing very well in school and got a part time job to help support her family. Seems like she should be checked for WMS and removed as to not infect any of her failing black friends/relatives"
"Have you noticed all of the great inventions and beautiful architecture was created by men with WMS?"
"Shaniqua actually began doing very well in school and got a part time job to help support her family. Seems like she should be checked for WMS and removed as to not infect any of her failing black friends/relatives"
"Have you noticed all of the great inventions and beautiful architecture was created by men with WMS?"
by Bin Doogle March 11, 2023
n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
by waliuigi December 18, 2019