A severely idiotic, toxic person who is hated by almost everyone that knows them due to their assholishness and immaturity. They are also incapable of fixing themselves and will make up excuses like "I'm disabled" or "I'm only age", so don't even bother trying to talk sense into them. Whirls are not to be trusted, as they could leak secrets you trusted them to keep or raid your Discord server out of sheer boredom.
Person: Grow the fuck up.
Whirl: NOOOOO!!!!! LET ME DO WHAT I WANT!
Person: Ok then, have fun being a whirl.
by Beanclad October 17, 2018
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someone who is really ugly and fat

(alyssa gray)
who is a whirl

alyssa gray she is gross
by seeetie January 3, 2020
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Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!

Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
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In poker - when you make a lot of rebuy's in short time, trying to earn your money back with All in's, and defeated again and again
Yesterday night Mike was in rebuy whirl and lost $30
by sharki69 May 7, 2010
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The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.
by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021
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The whistle guys give to girls to let them know they are hot.

The whistle sounds like a slide whistle and the sound resembles the word itself.
Bobby gave Lisa a big WERT WHIRL out of the window of his Firebird during his cat call by the High Scool.
by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006
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Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!
by Vancarrie May 15, 2009
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