7 definitions by Beanclad
A teenager or tween that behaves like a child. Much like a manchild, but aged around 10 to 19. While their classmates are already thinking about their future and are behaving somewhat maturely, teenchildren are still rather childlike. They may or may not have hit puberty.
Dave: You know what, Roger. It's time to stop being a teenchild and actually STUDY for once.
Roger: Oh shut the fuck up and let me play Sonic the Hedgehog!
Roger: Oh shut the fuck up and let me play Sonic the Hedgehog!
by Beanclad October 13, 2018
The desktop equivalent of a craptop. Deskcraps are either old, underpowered or ridden with malware to the point it's painful to use.
My deskcrap is so horrible that it can't even run Lubuntu 19.04 without it freezing every 10 seconds...
by Beanclad May 29, 2019
1920x1080. While it is a good resolution for computer monitors, it is considered fairly low for TVs nowadays, since 4K now rules the roost. However up until the early 2010's it was considered mindblowing, especially since 720p ruled the roost until then.
Person 1: What did you get for Christmas?
Person 2: A 1080p TV? Cool, innit?
Person 1: Uh... not really. A 4K TV would've been better. This is 2018, dude.
Person 2: A 1080p TV? Cool, innit?
Person 1: Uh... not really. A 4K TV would've been better. This is 2018, dude.
by Beanclad December 27, 2018
A term used to refer to 1920x1200. With an aspect ratio of 16:10, this resolution can be found on some monitors. Although 16:10 monitors have fell out of popularity, some companies manufacture them to this day. Some people prefer 1920x1200 to 1920x1080 due to having 120 extra pixels for productivity. However, others dislike having black bars when watching videos.
Person 1: Is that monitor 1200p? It loo-
Person 2: 1920x1200, not 1200p. Get it right!
Person 1: Who cares?
Person 2: 1920x1200, not 1200p. Get it right!
Person 1: Who cares?
by Beanclad December 27, 2018
An aspect ratio found on 90's and 2000's monitors and older TVs. 16:9 is more popular nowadays due to it being wider, compared to 4:3 which is closer to a square but still far from being a perfect one.
by Beanclad December 27, 2018
A variant of “okay” often used by people who can’t accept that they’re in the wrong, or when they give zero fucks about something. In some cases it is simply used as a shorter version of “okay” without the intention to even be rude.
Example 1:
Person 1: Macs can’t get viruses!
Person 2: uh no they can, do your research next time
Person 1: k
Example 2:
Person 1: I got a new PS4!
Person 2: k
Example 3:
Person 1: Is this the right Discord server for me to join?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: k
Person 1: Macs can’t get viruses!
Person 2: uh no they can, do your research next time
Person 1: k
Example 2:
Person 1: I got a new PS4!
Person 2: k
Example 3:
Person 1: Is this the right Discord server for me to join?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: k
by Beanclad December 24, 2018
A severely idiotic, toxic person who is hated by almost everyone that knows them due to their assholishness and immaturity. They are also incapable of fixing themselves and will make up excuses like "I'm disabled" or "I'm only age", so don't even bother trying to talk sense into them. Whirls are not to be trusted, as they could leak secrets you trusted them to keep or raid your Discord server out of sheer boredom.
Person: Grow the fuck up.
Whirl: NOOOOO!!!!! LET ME DO WHAT I WANT!
Person: Ok then, have fun being a whirl.
Whirl: NOOOOO!!!!! LET ME DO WHAT I WANT!
Person: Ok then, have fun being a whirl.
by Beanclad October 17, 2018