Whelps

Annoying, fire-breathing, face-biting baby dragons that get aggro'ed when noobs fly into the Whelp Cave. Collectively, Whelps have killed more people than AIDS.

"WHELPS!!! LEFT SIDE, EVEN SIDE, NOW, HANDLE IT!"

Whelps by Killer7481 October 19, 2008

Welpskin 

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.

Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.

Welpskin by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010

Whelp 

To whelp someone. Slap the nearest flat surface to you and leave work before you’re supposed to.

Whelp, I’m gonna go ahead and get outta here! See you tomorrow!

Whelp by Go Brandon December 24, 2021

whelpday 

an individual's day of birth. whelpday is most commonly used amongst the furry community, and some scifi and gaming communities.

My friend's whelpday is coming up. He'll be 27. Let's plan a big whelpday party.

whelpday by Lacy Musketeer February 4, 2012

whelp 

interjection. A remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word "Well" and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. Where as pronunciation of "Well" can be drawn out, "Whelp" is strictly pronounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.

a. Whelp, the barn is on fire, I lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. Today's been so-so, I s'pose.

b. Yea, so I say to her "You better have my money, or Santa Clause might come to town, ON YOUR ARSE!" *entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller's wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her* Whelp, time for me to getting home I s'pose.

(Robin is caught in bed with another man by Batman)
c. Robin: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Batman: Whelp, that sure does explain a lot.

whelp by abel tesfay December 20, 2006

Mushroom Whelp 

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

Mushroom Whelp by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

whelp 

Whelp: to be an immature worthless being, imitated only by pond scum and puddles of projectile vomit.

Margerie: Tommy pick up your books
Tommy: no.
Margerie: Why you insolent whelp!

whelp by Ragamuffin May 13, 2005