Top Definition
A snivelling litte effeminate tool of a weasel man that acts nice to your face, but trashes you when you're not there. Likes to hang out with the catty bitches because he fits right in with them. Usually they are gay or bisexual since they only get some pussy about once a year.
Man #1 "that's a hot group of cheerleaders over there"
Man #2 "I hear that, but check out that fucking Whelpley in the middle of them"
Man #1 "shit! I thought that was just an ugly bitch. WTF"
by beefcurtainsally September 04, 2009

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