A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick
What a Mrs. Wheaton
by Tr0ll God October 9, 2018
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Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?
by mediamonkey June 8, 2010
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That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.
Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.
by knivestheshadowentity July 1, 2015
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When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 9, 2010
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The hard streets of Wheaton, IL. Gangstas, pimps and drug dealers roam freely.
As I strut through the slums of Wheaton, I am lost.
by Jigga Diesel October 22, 2008
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Defensive back for the University of Oregon '94-'97. Most well known for his game ending interception return for a touchdown to upset the Washington Huskies in 1994.
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE! KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!
by hazmat5793 January 27, 2012
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