Wheat thins

Slang for for weed. Usually used when in the company of non-smokers. Allows said stoners to plan up coming events with out causing suspicion.

Stoner: Hey are we hangin out?
Pothead: Yeah do you want to have wheat thins?
stoner: Of course make sure you have a bowl.

by peek-A-boo123456789 August 26, 2008

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

by jilmagui February 7, 2011

pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. December 21, 2007

wheat thin

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

by the great rizzle October 2, 2003

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

by TuFat Snaka November 8, 2003