"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."
A: "what he doin tho?!"
B: "he's just pissing.."
A: "what he doin tho?!"
by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021
The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022
by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021
by nike kicks June 8, 2022
Seriously, what the dog doin
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
One of the mighty questions that begs to be answered. What da dog doin? Why da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? When da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? How da dog doin it? Why are you here? Why are you reading this?
by Whatdogdoin January 25, 2022
A phrase used to ask why a dog is doing a certain action. This can also be used for humans, by inserting their name where “dog” is.
by SusAmogus😩 October 6, 2021