japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.

Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.

by Grassman14 January 26, 2014

heck of a whaler

This simply describes a specimen of the obese sub-species of humans. Common characteristics are huge-sized, full-packed with blubber and idiotic.

Hey dude, did you see that heck of a whaler come crashing straight through the door?!

by irritated August 19, 2005

Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

by thebostenwhaler27 April 27, 2011

boston whaler

When a guy is getting blowjob and just as he is blowing his load in his girlfriend's mouth he knees her in the stomach causing the jizz to exit through her nose, thus spewing like a whale.

I gave Amanda a Boston Whaler right before I broke up with her last night.

by drunkinsailor May 17, 2008

The Sperm Whaler

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)

I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.

by xbadxonex February 20, 2008

boston whaler

1. A guy from Massachusetts who has a tendency to hook up with fat chicks; see also chubby chaser

"Dude I wanna hook up with that chick but her friend is seriously blocking."
"Don't worry we'll put the Boston Whaler on it and he'll hook up with the beefy c-blocker."

by Josh Peezy July 19, 2006

Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez

Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored

by raphael sanchez April 27, 2005